Q&A of China


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Submitted Byshenqiang
Corrected By boodler
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Do Chinese eat dogs?
Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.

Are the products made in China very cheap?
Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Why you are the only kid in your family?
Because my parents don't fuck with everybody.

You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.




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