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The following are real excerpts from Help Desk logs at real corporations. Or are they?

1. Help Desk: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

2. Help Desk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Help Desk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the 'F' key 8 times as you told me, but nothing's happening...

3. Hi, good afternoon, this is Elaine. I can't print. Every time I try, it says, 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

4. Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Help Desk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Help Desk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.

5. Help Desk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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