Bats in the Belfry

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Three ministers were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church.

The first minister said, "I shot at them with a shotgun, but it only spoiled the woodwork."

The second said, "I tried a more humane approach, netting them and releasing them 100 Km away. But they beat me back to the church!"

The third (who was looking pretty smug) said, "I caught them, and baptized and confirmed each one. I haven't seen them since."

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Posted by darthforman May 26, 2005


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