Shark


Details
Joke ID#15757
Funny (2.46)
Rating (1.71)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byspood495
Corrected By boodler
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(52 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



A child was born one day with a condition that limited him to only being able to whisper - unable to speak loudly or normally. At about 30 years old he finally goes to the doctor wanting to treat it.

"Can you treat this condition, doc?" he whispers very silently, barely heard. "Well, I can run a few tests and try to figure it out," the doctor says.

About an hour later the doctor says to the patient, "I have good news and bad news."
"What's the good news?" the man whispers.
"The good news is that we can cure it."
"What's the bad news, doc?"
"The bad news is that we'll have to amputate your penis," the doctor says.
"Oh no, I can't do that. Never mind," the man murmurs as he left the room.

A few days later the same man was out swimming deep in the ocean when he saw a fin. He knew it was a great white shark. Then the shark started to swim closer and closer...
"Shark! Shark!" he mumbled, but no one could hear him.
"Shark! Shark!" he kept whispering - then he shouted, "SHARK!"




Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :

There are no comments on this joke


You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?