Beau Vine

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A newspaper columnist was found guilty and fined for calling a countess a cow. When the trial ended and the man paid his fine, he asked the judge, since it was now clear he couldn't call a countess a cow, could he call a cow a countess?

The judge said it was all right to do so. Whereupon the newspaperman turned to the countess in the courtroom, bowed elaborately, and said, "How do you do, Countess?"

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Posted by popesantaxiv Oct 26, 2007

ROFL! i hope she was smart enough to get the insult!!! hhaahaha

Comment score: 4  

Posted by gbchaosmaster Mar 08, 2009

Genius! You gotta be very smart to find a loophole like that!

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