Two Businessmen & the New Store

Joke ID#15702
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Submitted Byboodler
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Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling."

Within minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys, whacha sellin'?" One businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling assholes."

Without missing a beat, the man rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!"

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Posted by bjonbdbhinbidbjz Sep 22, 2007

Haha! funny. ing my head off.

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Posted by majesty327 Sep 04, 2011

I am tempted to say that whenever someone opens the door to my buisness.

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