Redneck > Newyorker + Mexican

Joke ID#15475
Funny (2.26)
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Submitted Byreptile5000
Corrected By boodler
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A New Yorker, a redneck and a Mexican go in to the bathroom, and start to wash. The Mexican and the New Yorker start to wash their hands.

The Mexican says, "At my school they taught me to use a paper towel to dry your hands, so they get dry."

The New Yorker says, "My teacher told me to use the dryers, so we save trees."

At that time, the red neck finishes his 'business', and right before opening the bathroom door, the Mexican said, "Gross, man, you did not wash your hands!"

The redneck says, "Well, my teacher taught me to not piss on my hands."

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Posted by reptile5000 Jul 12, 2007

Sorry, can someone change the category?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Alexeagle Nov 30, 2007

Great comeback!

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