Blonde Boats

Joke ID#15474
Funny (1.69)
Rating (0.86)
Submitted Byreptile5000
Corrected By boodler
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Four blondes are shipwrecked on an island. They meet a wizard who is very bored and gives them each one wish.

The first one is too stupid to listen to the wizard and she swims away and drowns.

The second one says, "I wish I was 10 times as smart as I am now," and she makes a wooden raft and floats away.

The third one says, "I wish I was 100 times smarter than I am now," and she builds a rowboat and rows to the mainland.

The last one says, "I wish I was a 100,000,000,000,000 times smarter than those three combined," and she turns into a man and walks acrosss the bridge.

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