All Under Control

Joke ID#15390
Funny (2.32)
Rating (0.74)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Byboodler
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Another Month Ends:

All Targets Met,
All Systems Working,
All Customers Satisfied,
All Staff Eager and Enthusiastic,

All Pigs Fed and Ready to Fly.

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Posted by cheese123 Jul 25, 2007

i don't get it!!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by boodler Jul 25, 2007

You MUST have heard the saying, "Pigs might fly"? Well, the pigs are ready to fly if you believe that "all targets are met", "all systems are working", and so on!

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Posted by sulphhemoglobia Jul 25, 2007

In this case the truth hurts and is not that funny.. But I did laugh!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by boodler Jul 25, 2007

But - it must be funny, otherwise you'd not have laughed!

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 25, 2007

Good one!

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