Defining the Undefinable


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Joke ID#15386
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byboodler
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Man
A remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.

Woman
Creature who acts nice to you because she doesn't like you, or mean, because she does.

People
Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

Optimist
Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

Pessimist
Man who looks for a pink slip before the money in his pay envelope.




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Posted by bballrox55 Jun 21, 2007

i dont get it lol! can someone explain this to me?

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Posted by boodler Jun 21, 2007

These are entries in an "alternative" dictionary!

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Posted by triskit Jul 15, 2010

It took me so long to figure out that mans head swelling when he is patted wasnt a dirty joke. Wrong head i guess =/

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