Harry's Nurse

Joke ID#15325
Funny (2.24)
Rating (1.23)
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By marigold
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Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man, and from time to time the young nurse would come in and say in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?"

Well, this is a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, and had taken the juice off the tray, putting it on his stand. Now, he had been given a urine bottle to fill - the juice was apple juice; you know where the juice went.

The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, and drank the contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time."

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Posted by samg Jun 12, 2007

"pineapple" juice is the one which gives the listener the cloudy image before the punchline, making it funnier.

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