Where's You Bin?

Joke ID#15298
Funny (2.59)
Rating (1.69)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Kebron
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A woman and her lover are in bed, when there's a knock on the door.

She says, "It must be my husband! Ok, I'll handle this."

She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and, smiling sweetly, says to her husband, "Darling, please empty the trash."

While he is out, the other man escapes and walks back home.

He thinks, "She is sooo smart, unlike my wife."

He comes up to his door and knocks, his wife opens the door, and hands him the trash bin, saying, "Darling, please empty the trash bin."

He carries the basket, thinking, "What a stupid bitch! The whole damn day at home, and can't find some time to empty the trash!"

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