Secret of a Long Marriage

Joke ID#15294
Funny (2.29)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byboodler
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A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.

The husband responded, "When we were first married we came to an agreement - I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions.

And now, after 60 years of marriage, I can truthfully say that we have never needed to make a MAJOR decision."

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Posted by johnsgirl07 Jul 14, 2007

This is similar to what Bill Engvall has used in his "Here's Your Sign" routine. Other than that, it is a cute joke.

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Posted by bballrox55 Jul 14, 2007

Please look at my joke "Two horses", vote good on it, and comment it!

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