Oh, No, Not Me!

Joke ID#15265
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Submitted Byboodler
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The boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

Black employee: "I'm a protected minority."

Female employee: "And I'm a woman."

Oldest employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

...at which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."

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Posted by mydarklife May 22, 2007

so funny ...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by FemmeFatale Jul 04, 2007

OMG LMAO ROFL LOL love it so who does he get to fire now hahahahahaha this was so true nd great

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