His First Parachute Jump


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Joke ID#15248
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CategoryRedneck  
Submitted Byboodler
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Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, "Count to ten, and then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick
you up."

The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened.

He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened.

As he plummeted to the ground, he said to himself, "I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"




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Posted by FerretGirl Aug 25, 2007

Huh? This seems like a short story, not a joke...

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