Thoughtful Nurse

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Submitted Byboodler
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A policeman was rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. The doctors operated and informed him that all went well. However, he kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Concerned that there was a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally mustered up the energy to pull his hospital gown down far enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the type that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence:-

"Have a speedy recovery ... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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Posted by RustyDQ May 14, 2007

I love it!! PS: I'm a nurse.

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Posted by sbk1993 Mar 19, 2008

OWWWW!!! that would hurt but that was funny

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Posted by nanas5 Mar 22, 2011

thats gotta hurt!

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