Joke ID#15185
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Submitted Byboodler
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When the second grader arrived home from school, she excitedly ran up to her mom and said, "Guess what we learned today, mommy? How to make babies."

Her mother was more than surprised, but did her best to remain calm. She knew that this day would come, but she had hoped it wouldn't have been so soon. "How interesting dear," her mother said. "How do you make babies?"

"It's really simple," replied the little girl. "All you have to do is change the 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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Posted by wizkid Jun 10, 2007

A great example of parents jumping to conclusions. Luv it....

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Posted by Fathead Jun 23, 2008

Reminds me of this one story I read once. A little girl asks what sex is. Her mother answers with a request for clarification. She responds, "This form says Sex: M/F. Am I an M or an F?"

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