At the Gas Station

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Submitted Byboodler
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The gas station was located on a main highway leading to the beach so the pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to fill up.

When a rusty old station wagon containing a very tired looking couple and seven screaming children pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to cheer the occupants.

"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this a picnic?"

Wearily, the driver relied, "Yes, they are all mine, and it is NO picnic!"

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Posted by Strogg_man May 03, 2007

not funny

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