Too Close For Comfort


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Joke ID#15125
Funny (3.11)
Rating (1.09)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byboodler
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A cowboy entered a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine, please."
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

"Young lady," the cowboy said, "you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

"I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that at all," she replied.

"No problem," the cowboy said, "just tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

"You tell him," she said. "He's the one shaving you."




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Posted by ntsoaky May 02, 2007

*gasp* ROFLOL! Hilarious

Comment score: 6  

Posted by timmycool May 23, 2007

great joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by HIMrocksmysocks May 29, 2007

oooooo that sucks

Comment score: 1  

Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

Ouch . . .The man is gonna shave his neck clean then. . .

Comment score: -1  

Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

Ouch . . .The man is gonna shave his neck clean then. . .

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