Virgin Mary


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Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember to call me every night," God said, before Virgin Mary left.
So, in the first night, the telephone rang in Heaven. "Heaven," God answered. "Hello, it´s Virgin Mary here ... I'm sorry to tell you, but I am a bit drunk ... I couldn't resist the temptation. Will you forgive me?" asked Virgin Mary. "Yes I will. Now stay clear of drugs and men, will you? And call me tomorrow," said God.

The following night, the phone rang in Heaven. "Heaven," God answered. "It´s Virgin Mary here. I'm sorry to say, but I'm a bit high ... I couldn't resist the temptation. Will you forgive me?" asked Virgin Mary. "Yes I will. Now stay clear of men, will you? And call me tomorrow," God said.

The next night, the phone rang in Heaven. God answered, "Heaven."

"It's Mary here," said the voice on the other end.




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