World's Best Baseball Hitter


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Joke ID#15057
Funny (2.73)
Rating (0.89)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byboodler
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A little boy put on his baseball uniform and went outside to play, chanting "I'm the best baseball hitter in the world!" He throws the ball in the air, swings and misses. Strike one!

He adjusts his hat and says, "I'm the best baseball hitter in the world!"

He throws the ball in the air, swings and misses. Strike two!

He adjusts his hat a little more, takes a couple of practice swings and says, "I'm the best baseball hitter in the world!"

Once more, he throws the ball in the air, swings and misses again. Strike three!

He thinks for a few moments about what just took place, then says, "I'm the best pitcher in the world!"




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Posted by scatteam_2 Dec 11, 2007

that was a terrible joke

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Posted by ForestXela Dec 13, 2007

i think it was funny

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Posted by trustme Jul 30, 2010

Totally stolen from a Kenny Rogers song!

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Posted by evil996 Jul 30, 2011

stupid! didnt even make me smile.

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