What Day is Today?


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Joke ID#15009
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byboodler
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.

"I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"




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Posted by ntsoaky May 02, 2007

Poor thing!

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Posted by Fathead Jan 27, 2010

Poor guy needs a calendar!

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