Parental Evolution IV

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My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically talk about how things change as you have more children:

The First Time the Child Fell and Got a Cut

First child: My wife and I frantically ran over to the child. We swept him up and rushed him to the emergency room. No stitches were needed but we spent the night with him in his room just in case the bleeding started again.

Second child: We walked over to her, picked her up and quickly bandaged her up. We spent the next two hours rocking her in the living room to comfort the pain.

Third child: I told my wife that if he was still crying in a couple of minutes, we should go over and make sure he isn't hurt too badly. When he didn't stop crying, we bandaged up the cut and laid him in his bed for a while but we went on about our business.

Fourth child: Put a bandage on the cut and told him it'd get better after he stopped crying.

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 23, 2007

wowz 4 full smileys. geeze. The last one sounds like something my bro would do. lol. congrats on having the most popular joke.

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