Parental Evolution III


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My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we often satirically talk about how things change as you have more children:

The First Step

First child: My wife grabbed the camera; I grabbed the video camera. My wife took four rolls of film. We immediately ran out to the one-hour developing place and had all four rolls developed with double prints. We had the best picture blown up to 24" x 36" and framed. We hung it up in the entry hall. I had a professional studio turn the four hours of video I taped into a one-hour documentary complete with voice-over by a local anchor-man.

Second child: We took one roll of film and five minutes worth of video. The next day we took the film and had it developed by a twenty-four hour developing center. I took the best picture and put it into my wallet.

Third child: We couldn't find the video camera and we only had five shots left on the roll of film. We took all five shots but I don't remember if we ever got the roll developed.

Fourth child: I quickly got up and grabbed the camera. I placed it up high so the child wouldn't grab it.




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Posted by dragonlilly1 Apr 25, 2007

Sad but true

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