Classifed Errors


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Joke ID#14902
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Submitted Byboodler
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily:

(Monday) FOR SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

(Tuesday) NOTICE - We regret having erred in R. D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap: 555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him after 7 p.m.

(Wednesday) NOTICE - R. D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE - R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 555-0707 and ask Mrs. Kelly who loves with him.

(Thursday) NOTICE - I, R. D. Jones, have NO sewing machine for sale. I SMASHED IT. Don't call 555-0707, as the telephone has been disconnected. I have NOT been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit."




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Posted by boodler Apr 06, 2007

Of course, it is meant to be 'lives with him', but there's a mis-print, so it reads 'loves'!

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Posted by Battery Apr 06, 2007

so the actual joke doesnt need correcting?

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Posted by boodler Apr 06, 2007

No, thank you.

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Posted by Battery Apr 06, 2007

you use a lot

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Posted by Battery Apr 06, 2007

you use a lot

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Posted by boodler Apr 06, 2007

I like it

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Posted by Battery Apr 06, 2007

signature emoticon?

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Posted by maryvirginia69 Apr 09, 2007

Alright; enough with emoticons, and corrections! This is a really good joke!

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 09, 2007

i agree with mary vaganil 69 above me...this is a very good joke

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