Headlines II


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Joke ID#14901
Funny (2.44)
Rating (1.16)
CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Byboodler
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years




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Posted by maryvirginia69 Apr 09, 2007

This should be rated higher. MUCH better than "headlines 1"!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Apr 10, 2007

I agree with the above comment.

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Posted by Battery Apr 10, 2007

I agree with the above comment.

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Posted by brettyfxu Aug 06, 2010

I agree with the above comment.

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