You Might Be A Redneck If...


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Joke ID#14890
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- You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.

- Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

- You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

- You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

- You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

- You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

- You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.

- There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.




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