Animal Quackers


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Joke ID#14868
Funny (2.58)
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CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byboodler
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"




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Posted by maddiekate Mar 15, 2009

That took me a few minutes to get.

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