Self Service

Joke ID#14616
Funny (1.88)
Rating (2.31)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bysoaringeyrien
Corrected By boodler
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A man into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants.
The hooker almost faints; the guy has a 18 inch cock.
She says, "Hold on pal, I'll lick it, I'll suck it,
but you're not sticking that in me."
The man pulls up his pants, picks up his $50, and says, "Screw that, I can do that myself!"

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Posted by ntsoaky Mar 14, 2007

eeeeeeeeeewww! DISGUSTING.

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Posted by checkers467 Apr 17, 2007

thats why it is rated PG13

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