Johnny...With A Big Head


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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."




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Posted by salem33466 Mar 06, 2007

This joke is mean.. I know but I thought it was funny enough to put on here! I don't Know why I am commenting on my own joke but I thought I should since this was really mean...and even if it was I probaly shouldn't be commenting on it because it is wierd and I am telling ya'll about a one paragraph joke. (It is probaly more but I name grammar errors all the time so it will be corrected in like a week) ~Have a nice day! 3/6/07

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 06, 2007

I meant make instead of make ya'll guys!!!!!! Sorry for the confusion!!! There probaly wasn't any but I like to make a mountain out of a mole hill!!!! ~Have a nice day! 3/6/07

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 06, 2007

Dang it!!! On My last comment I talked about how I put name instead of make and guess what??? I put make instead of name!!! I put make twice on there!!!! So that second make is really name!!!! ~Have a nice day! 3/6/07

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 06, 2007

Ya'll probaly think I am wierd because I put so many comments on my own joke!!! But don't worry you are not the only people that think so! Some people like I am mean or wierd or even funny!!!! So if you think I am wierd please don't post a comment about it (you probaly are) because I am an aspiring writer and I will just have to write a book about how my life ended when someone posted a comment about how I was wierd! ~Have a nice day! 3/6/07

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Posted by boodler Mar 06, 2007

For an aspiring writer, you make an inordinate amount of spelling mistakes! weird not wierd, probably not probaly.

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 07, 2007

to be fair i am like only 15....so I am kinda dumb....even though i am in the national junior honor society....(not to brag or anything)!!!

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 11, 2007

hey i am just mentally blonde!!!!!!

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 12, 2007

They do but that doesn't mean that they have to pay attention to it all!!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Mar 14, 2007

'yawn'

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Posted by Battery Mar 22, 2007

you're like a dictionary... that exploded. no offence

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 25, 2007

i don't get the dictionary comment....what is it supposed to mean???

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Posted by Battery Mar 25, 2007

a lot of words flying everywhere

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 27, 2007

ohhhhhhh now i get it!!!!

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Posted by Battery Mar 29, 2007

nice joke btw

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 30, 2007

what does btw mean???

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Posted by Battery Mar 30, 2007

by the way

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 30, 2007

ohhhhhh now i get it...i dont have im so i don't know everything!!!

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Posted by Battery Mar 30, 2007

i dont use it either

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Posted by salem33466 Mar 30, 2007

well i think that it is stupid cuz people can just talk on phones....or wocka lol

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Posted by Battery Mar 31, 2007

yeah i know

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 01, 2007

can we even be using this commenting thing to talk cuz i think that is why there are forums....

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Posted by Battery Apr 01, 2007

we could use PMs

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 01, 2007

we could but this is much funner...lol

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Posted by Battery Apr 02, 2007

did you know this joke is #1 under most buzz right now?

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 03, 2007

ya which is bad cuz most of the buzz isn't about the joke lol

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Posted by Battery Apr 03, 2007

lol ~Have a nice day! 04/03/07

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 04, 2007

you 2 ~4/4/07

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Posted by Battery Apr 04, 2007

hurrah for me ~4/4/07

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 05, 2007

hoorah??? do u mean hooray? ~4/5/07

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Posted by dogdude Apr 25, 2007

hi

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 25, 2007

what the heck??? now ur teying to get in on our little chit chat now...well i dont think so...jk

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 25, 2007

*trying...sorry guys!!!!!

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Posted by popesantaxiv Oct 26, 2007

lol your comments were longer than your jooooke

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Posted by angel_girl Nov 27, 2008

OMG you guys!!! A whole conversation on comments??

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Posted by evil996 Oct 29, 2009

excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass

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