Television Sale

Joke ID#146
Funny (2.88)
Rating (0.7)
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By lyris
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One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman, and points to a shelf and says, "I want to buy that TV."

The man says "No."

The blonde, assuming its because he hates blondes, goes home and dyes her hair brown. She goes back to the store and asks again, only to again be told again, "No."

She goes home dies her hair black, and returns yet again. She asks for the TV, and is told "No, go home you blonde!"

So she finally snaps and cries, "I've died my hair twice!How the hell do you know I'm blonde?"

The salesman replies, "That's a microwave."

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Posted by Christina0213 Mar 19, 2003

That's great!!

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Posted by newf May 24, 2003

That is sooo... funny. (And I'm Blonde)

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Posted by HilariousDiva Jan 11, 2005

Sos that I wrote your joke again! I didn't know dat you wrote it 2!

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Posted by Animeladd May 01, 2005

THATS a good joke! ^_~

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Posted by hamburger Jun 21, 2005

really old joke, but still funny

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 23, 2006

F u! You ruined the joke!

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Posted by soccer365 Jul 21, 2010

OMG so sorry i made the same sorry im new here

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