Spelling Checker


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Joke ID#14536
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Submitted Bygbchaosmaster
Corrected By reptile5000
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I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue,
Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word,
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers,
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling,
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den,
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet,
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse,
Buy righting want too please.




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Posted by gbchaosmaster Mar 16, 2007

Here's the translation: I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my review Mistakes I cannot see. I ran this poem through it. You're sure real glad to know. It's very polished in it's way, My checker told me so. A checker is a blessing. It frees you loads of time. It helps me wright all stills to read, And aids me when I rhyme. Each phrase comes posed up on my screen I trusted to be a jewel. The checker pours o'er (over) every word To check some spelling rule. Before revealing checkers, Our spelling might decline, And if we're lakes or have alapse, We would be made to wine. But now because my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are no faults with in my sight, Of none I am aware. Now spelling does not phase me, It does not bring a tear. My papers all due glad With wrapped words fair as here. To write with care is quite a feat Of which one should be proud, And we must do the best we can, The flaws are not alowed. So I can see why I do prairs Such software for PC's, And why I break in to a verse Buy writing what to please.

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Posted by mmmcla01 Apr 10, 2007

You misspelled a few words in the translation too

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Posted by benjam May 07, 2007

i know

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Posted by reptile5000 Jul 18, 2007

Very Good!

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Posted by Alexeagle Dec 15, 2007

it got hard to read at the end

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