Look Before You Eat

Joke ID#14535
Funny (1.97)
Rating (1.28)
Submitted Bylizzysboy69
Corrected By nogakat
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Once, a man walked into a bar. He went up to the counter and ordered his drink. The guy next to him had a bowl of chili that he didnt seem to be eating.

"Sir, could I bother you for some chili?" he asked very politely.

"Go right ahead" he responded, passing the chili.

About half way through, he saw there was a rat at the bottom of the chili. In repsonse to this he puked the chili back up. At this time the man next to him stared.

"Funny thats farther than I got," he said.

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Posted by benjam May 07, 2007

Don't get it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bubbles101007 Jan 06, 2008

The chili that the second man ate was the first man's puke.

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