Saint Patrick


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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."

"Oh really? Hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"

"Oh really? Hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."




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Posted by hubluza Feb 04, 2007

Burrrrrnnnnn!!! IRISH RULE!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by carissker9 Feb 07, 2007

*highfives hubluza* GO IRISH!!! FIGHTING GREEN

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Posted by goosh Feb 10, 2007

hahaha that is soooo amazing- may the irish live forever!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by thekewlestkid Feb 11, 2007

hilarious. wat a burn right there...

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Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007

Love the Irish!!!!

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Posted by Alexeagle Apr 30, 2007

Ooooooh! Cussed!

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