"man" Jokez..n a Boy Joke..

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Submitted ByMuhammadbinhamza
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"Man" jokez..n a boy joke..
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the things of life, and his own personal problems. He couldn't find the answers so he sought help from God.
"God, God, you there God?" he asked.
"Yes, what is it my son?" God answered.
"I have a few questions; mind if I ask?" the man said.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second"
The the man asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, in a second."

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.
"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

Dave won $1,000 from a Microsoft XBOX competition. When they asked what will he do with the money, he said "I'm buying Playstation 3!"

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Posted by mmmcla01 Feb 26, 2007

DennysGirl...I don't think you have much room to talk about grammar...you need a comma after 'First of all' and "learn how to spell 'right'" doesn't make any sense...there is such a thing as the word 'correctly,' you know...oh and there's another one...comma after grammar!! Before you try pointing fingers at others, I'd advise you to make sure your own hands are clean. And as long as we're on the subject, when you're trying to correct someone else's grammar, maybe you should try capitalizing your sentences and using propor punctuation! Good teaser, by the way!

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Posted by Battery Apr 06, 2007

it doe'snt matter weather a person have right grammer or doesnt'

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Posted by mmmcla01 Apr 26, 2007

You're right, Battery...it doesn't matter...so, what is the point of making a big deal out of it if you don't like the joke...forget about it and move on...I'm sure Muhammed didn't post the joke purposely with bad grammar...so what is the purpose of pointing it out...especially in such a rude and nasty way...everyone makes mistakes!!! Yeah...just like when I said 'teaser' instead of 'joke'...that was a mistake too...thanks for pointing it out...I'm sure it did someone a lot of good...

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Posted by Battery Apr 27, 2007

1. What I wrote was just meant to be a joke! I'm sorry if I offended anyone! 2. When did I say I didn't like the joke?

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Posted by mmmcla01 Apr 28, 2007

[Battery] Yeah...I got that...my comment was mostly directed at DennysGirl...so sorry if I offended you...it was just annoying to me that someone would make such a big deal about grammar...and it was also kind of annoying that you had to point out that I made a mistake in my comment...idk...

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Posted by Battery Apr 28, 2007

Ok sorry - I guess it was a bit pointless

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