Good Afternoon, Bishop

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A drunk lay slumped outside a bar, in serious need of a drink.
A passing priest and bishop started to lecture him on the evils of alcohol.
"You should be more like God, like me," said one.
The other argued, "No, my son, more like me. I am more like God."
The two holy men then argued over which was more like God.

Finally, the drunk interrupted. "I'm more like God than either of you arguing hypocrites, and if you give me ten bucks, I'll prove it!"
They accepted his challenge and each handed him five dollars. As the drunk stood, he said, "You two go sit in the bar and when I enter you'll have your proof." The bishop entered first and the barkeep said, "Good afternoon, Bishop, what'll you have?" Then the priest entered and the barkeep said, "Good afternoon, Father, what'll you have?"
Finally, the drunk came in waving his ten dollars.

The bartender shrugged, "Oh, God, not you again!"

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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 14, 2007

good one

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Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007


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Posted by ntsoaky Apr 10, 2007


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Posted by Andy May 13, 2007

thats funny, not very goood for little kids tho

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