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Joke ID#14263
Funny (2.26)
Rating (0.66)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted ByMuhammadbinhamza
Corrected By boodler
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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down




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Posted by gbchaosmaster Feb 23, 2007

hilarious

Comment score: 2  

Posted by reptile5000 Jul 14, 2007

Woman: Do you want to go shopping? Man: No, I dont need wrinkle cream yet!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by popesantaxiv Oct 26, 2007

lol! the above one is funny too

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