Frog Noises

Joke ID#1426
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Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By newf
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A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grampa's room.

"Grampa, Grampa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said his grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croaked, we're going to Disneyland!!!"

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Posted by datra16 Jun 19, 2003

this is sposed to be under children, not blonde...sorry

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Posted by cool_star Jun 19, 2003

what does this have to do with blondes?

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Posted by datra16 Jun 19, 2003

wow, we have a reader....

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Posted by hilo Jul 05, 2003

I still liked it

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Posted by fauck Jul 01, 2005

what does this mean??

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Posted by DennysGirl Sep 14, 2006

The grandma was saying that when grandpa died that they would all go to Disneyland. Croaking is a way of saying dying, and so the little kid wanted the granda to sound like a frog so that they would be able to go to Disneyland. Get it Fauck?

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