Out Hunting

Joke ID#1419
Funny (3.07)
Rating (1.42)
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By Newf
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son asking "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said "Should we eat them here or take them with us?" I panicked...

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Posted by newf Jul 01, 2003

OTFLMAO....That's one of the best!!!!

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Posted by dsquared Jul 02, 2003

Ahahahahahah, love it!

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Posted by ansh93 Jun 20, 2004

Sure this should be G... more like PG/PG-13 btw loved it

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