I Picked Wisdom

Joke ID#14147
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Submitted Byyourwrstnitemare
Corrected By lalala
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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the history teacher that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the history teacher selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the history teacher, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.

One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The history teacher sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."

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Posted by smile4me Feb 07, 2007

I don't get it either!

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Posted by sgp538306 Feb 07, 2007

He wanted to be wise and when he got the wisdom he knows he should've taken the money instead because it was the wise thing to do. Srry if u still don't get it.

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Posted by thekewlestkid Feb 07, 2007

lolz... heh heh now i get it! lolz good one

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Posted by thekewlestkid Feb 07, 2007

o ya and anthr addition: i woulda chosen the money no doubt!

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Posted by timmycool Feb 09, 2007

me 2!

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