Take with Water

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Submitted ByGizzer
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After giving a woman a full medical examination, the doctor explained his prescription as he wrote it out. "When you get up, take the green pill with a glass of water. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water."

"Exactly what is my problem, Doctor?" the woman asked.

"You're not drinking enough water."

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Posted by Monique114 Feb 13, 2004

Lol, Great Teaser!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by Nicky101 Dec 03, 2004

I have to drink more water too!~

Comment score: 5  

Posted by jiffyiscool Jul 04, 2005

this is a joke, not a teaser

Comment score: 2  

Posted by 2sandwoman Dec 03, 2005

um, I don't get it. If sh ejust has to drink more water, why is she taking pills?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by monkey_D_Luffy Dec 03, 2005

os she can drink more water! GREAT JOKE!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Dec 04, 2005

Oi've! And isn't it true!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 05, 2006

2sandwoman (or whatever) The doctor is doing it to get money off of her. Good joke, Gizzer.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Dec 09, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

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