3 Men in the Desert


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Joke ID#14041
Funny (1.64)
Rating (0.96)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydanielzerman
Corrected By boodler
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One day, 3 men were walking around in the desert. One was poor, but had lots to drink and was smart; one was rich and very thirsty but was smart, and the last was poor, thirsty and stupid.
Suddenly a genie popped up and said, "Each of you can have one wish, but it is a different sort of wish to the usual. Each of you can go down this magic slide," and a slide appeared from nowhere, "and whatever you say in the slide you will land in a large pile of whatever you said."
The first man went down and said, "GOLD," and he landed in gold; the second man said, "COCA-COLA," and he landed in coca-cola; the last man said, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and he landed in wee.




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Posted by carissker9 Dec 12, 2006

use punctuation nxt time, heard it b4 2

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Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007

heard it before. not so funny

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