Worst Age

Joke ID#14030
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Submitted ByRustyDQ
Corrected By boodler
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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up till 7:00."

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Posted by brain_dead Dec 09, 2006

omg that is so darn funny

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Posted by salem33466 Apr 09, 2007


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Posted by BBKatsu Apr 28, 2007

now THAT is a class joke!!!

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Posted by benjam May 07, 2007

soooooooooooooooo funny

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 16, 2007

Heard that one a thousand of times... great joke!!

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Posted by draco150 Jul 30, 2009

ha ha ha ha

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