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Joke ID#13977
Funny (3.25)
Rating (1.61)
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Submitted Bymellew
Corrected By shaggyrogers1234
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.

Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."

Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home Dad, you're drunk!"




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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

excellent! Hilarious

Comment score: 2  

Posted by salem33466 Apr 09, 2007

lol

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