What Children Say VII

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Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. – Denise

Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. – Dean

Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. – Elliot

Dear God,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. – Rob

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? – Marsha

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 23, 2006

OMG! I love these.

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