Great Steaks

Joke ID#13915
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Submitted Bybrain_dead
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A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious, gigantic steaks.

To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they'd ever seen.

"Now see here," the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter. "Yesterday, when I came down here you served me a big, juicy steak. Today, though, when I have my friends with me, you serve tiny steaks! What is the meaning of this?"

"Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "yesterday you were sitting by the window."

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Posted by imlaughin Nov 21, 2006

ha ha ha.. i get it!! lol.. it took me a while but i got it. i'm extremely proud of myself. nice work!!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by bmonkey Nov 22, 2006

i totally dont get the steak thing, and with the window part, you completely lost me.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 22, 2006

They gave him a VERY Big and juicy steak coz he was sitting by the window and thus attract passers-by. Good joke.

Comment score: 8  

Posted by RustyDQ Nov 22, 2006

Comment score: 5  

Posted by bmonkey Nov 23, 2006

thanx gal, i never really would have got it! but i'd say dats the way forward i hope those who sit in the middle learn some lesson!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by coolhndsme Dec 22, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by smile4me Dec 22, 2006

lol! funny, funny! that was a good one!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by salem33466 Feb 17, 2007

that iz so dang funny!!!!lol

Comment score: 4  

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