What Children Say VI


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CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television." Jill, age 6.

"Love is foolish.....but I might try it sometime." Floyd, age 9.

"Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place...we were behind a tree." Carey, age 7.

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER

"Sensitivity don't hurt." Robbie, age 8.

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

"Shake your hips and hope for the best." Camille, age 9.

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." Manuel, age 8.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF ADULTS EATING DINNER IN A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

"Romantic adults are usually all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." Sarah, age 9.

"See if the man has lipstick on his face." Sandra, age 7.




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Posted by brain_dead Apr 10, 2007

oh thats so cute.

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