Signs of Aging I

Joke ID#13864
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Submitted Byboodler
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Signs of Aging

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

You get winded playing chess.

You're still chasing women but can't remember why.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today..."

You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than
romantic ones.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.

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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 17, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by jjj055 Dec 17, 2006

This joke is corney and the other type of funny as in weird.

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