Spit or Swallow


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Joke ID#13826
Funny (1.8)
Rating (2.49)
CategoryGross  
Submitted Bylocked_in_hell
Corrected By haha92
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Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietitian."

Nina asks, "Why?"

Rosy answers, "'Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen."

Nina replies, "I really have no clue, but if you're swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you're a little chunky."



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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 01, 2006

VERY TRUE ! ;D

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Posted by funkaimunkai Mar 12, 2007

true dat

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Posted by benjam May 07, 2007

I don't get it.

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Posted by draco150 Jul 30, 2009

true

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