Things You Don't Want to Hear III

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Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness.

"OK, make a wish and pull."

"Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter."

"What he doesn't know, won't hurt us."

"Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game."

"That PROVES aliens have taken over our bodies."

"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."

"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

"I learned that when I studied to be a vet."

"Poor guy... Maybe we should give him a sex change."

"He looks like my ex-wife's attorney... The one who got her the house, the car, the money... he even got her!..."

"C L E A R!"

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 13, 2006

I definitely wudnt want 2 b the attorney lookalike. Good joke, Boodler

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Nov 13, 2006

As a surgical nurse for many years...the one ya really dont't wanna hear is...OMG we cut off the wrong leg

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Posted by qwerty123 Nov 13, 2006

How about "that will grow back won't it?"

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Posted by smile28 Nov 23, 2006

"I've got a commendation from the President." ^Something else you don't want to hear.

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Posted by bmonkey Dec 12, 2006

ok guys, no matter how many times iread this joke i never find it funny! sorry

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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 12, 2006

very funny

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Posted by TwinkleToes Dec 13, 2006

You forgot the all time favorite!!! "Whoops!"

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Posted by bonnieshad Dec 30, 2006

the last one is the best lol

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